Humour Bumper Stickers a laugh for the queue behind you
A good humour bumper sticker can rescue a dull motorway crawl, both for you and for the drivers stuck behind you. We print your own jokes, puns, cartoons and in-jokes on vinyl built for bumpers and rear windows, sized so the punchline lands before the traffic starts moving again.
- Your own jokes and cartoons, printed crisply
- Vinyl that copes with rain, spray and washing
- Free artwork check so the punchline stays legible
Free quote · 10-12 working days from the day you approve your digital proof
Good-natured fun - PDF proof firstNothing prints until you approve it
- Free artwork reviewYour file checked before production
- Custom sizes & shapesMade to your dimensions
- UK-wide delivery10-12 working days from proof approval
More funny sticker styles
Humour travels well beyond the bumper. Explore these related categories for other surfaces and styles.
Funny car stickers
Playful designs for windows and panels.
View Funny Car StickersFunny stickers
Jokes and cartoons for laptops, bottles and more.
View Funny StickersCheeky bumper stickers
Tongue-in-cheek humour, kept good-natured.
View Rude Bumper StickersFunny warning stickers
Mock safety signs with a comic twist.
View Funny Warning StickersBumper sticker sayings
Mottos and quotes in your own words.
View Bumper Sticker SayingsFunny helmet stickers
Humour for cyclists and motorcyclists.
View Funny Helmet StickersMaking a funny bumper sticker land
Comedy on a car has a tough brief: a split-second audience, all ages, and weather that is rarely on your side. These tips help your joke survive all three.
Why choose custom humour bumper stickers?
British drivers spend a lot of time looking at the back of other cars, and a clever joke is a welcome distraction. A humour sticker gives your car personality and often starts conversations in car parks and at petrol pumps.
Printing your own means the joke is actually yours. It might be a pun about your job, a running gag from your friendship group, a comment on your car’s age or a cartoon of your dog at the wheel – things no generic sticker rack will ever stock.
Businesses use humour too. A light-hearted line on a van or a promotional sticker is far more likely to be remembered, and shared on social media, than a plain logo.
Popular uses for humour bumper stickers
People order humour bumper stickers for:
- Old and unloved cars – self-deprecating jokes about rust, speed or mileage.
- Hobby humour – gags that fellow anglers, cyclists or gardeners will appreciate.
- Gifts – a personalised joke for a friend who has just passed their test.
- Club merchandise – funny stickers for car clubs, sports teams and societies.
- Business vans – a witty line that makes a trade vehicle memorable.
- Celebrations – a joke sticker for a milestone birthday or leaving do.
Materials, shapes and sizes
Laminated vinyl is the sensible base for most funny bumper stickers, keeping colours bright through rain and road grime. For rear windows, clear vinyl lets a cartoon character look as though it is peering out of the glass.
Die cutting around a cartoon adds impact. A character cut to shape, perhaps holding a speech bubble, grabs attention in a way a plain rectangle cannot.
For a joke you may tire of, or one designed for a single event, a magnetic bumper sticker is easy to remove from steel bodywork. Permanent favourites are better on vinyl.
Timing, legibility and audience
Jokes need a set-up and a punchline, but a bumper only gives you a moment. Put the punchline in the largest type, keep any set-up short, and let a picture do some of the work where you can.
Children read bumper stickers too, and so do people at the school gate, the supermarket and the office car park. Humour that pokes fun at yourself or your car tends to go down far better than jokes aimed at other people.
Avoid anything that could be mistaken for a real instruction to other drivers, such as fake notices about sudden braking. A joke should never make someone behind you hesitate or brake unexpectedly.
How a funny sticker gets you noticed
People photograph clever bumper stickers and share them online, which means a good joke can travel far beyond your local roads. For a small business, that is the kind of attention a standard logo sticker rarely earns.
For clubs and groups, a shared in-joke is a badge of membership. It tells others who you are while making it clear you do not take yourselves too seriously.
And for individuals, a humour sticker is simply a way of making the daily commute a little more cheerful for everyone involved.
Why customers choose AStickerPrinting for humour bumper stickers
A joke falls flat if half the words are unreadable, so our free artwork review looks at font size, contrast and cartoon detail before anything is printed. The PDF proof lets you check the wording and the timing of the gag one last time.
Once you approve it, your funny stickers are printed within 10–12 working days and posted to any UK address.
Customise your humour sticker
Pick the shape, material and finish that give your joke the best delivery.
Send us your funniest idea
Share your joke, sketch or cartoon, tell us where it will be displayed and how many you would like, and we will review the design and send a quote.
- Share your requirements
- Approve your PDF proof
- Printed & delivered UK-wide
Why UK businesses order Humor Bumper Stickers from us
You approve every job first
We send a PDF proof for your approval before anything is printed, so size, colour and layout are signed off by you.
Made to your specification
Size, shape, material and finish are set for each order rather than chosen from a fixed list.
A timeline you can plan around
Typical turnaround is 10-12 working days, counted from the day you approve your digital proof. Ask about faster arrangements before you order.
Humor Bumper Stickers questions, answered
Do you write jokes for bumper stickers?
No, the humour is all yours. We print the wording and artwork you send, and we can advise on layout so the punchline is clear and easy to read.
What makes a funny bumper sticker readable?
A short joke, bold lettering and strong contrast. If the set-up is long, reduce it to a few words or replace it with a simple drawing so the punchline stays large.
Can I include a cartoon of my pet or my car?
Yes. Send a clear drawing or high-resolution image and we will check it will print sharply at your chosen size. Simple outlines work better than detailed sketches.
Are rude jokes suitable for bumper stickers?
Stickers are seen by people of all ages wherever you drive and park, so we suggest cheeky rather than crude. Think about the school run and your workplace car park before settling on the wording.
Can I use a joke or catchphrase from television?
Well-known catchphrases and characters may belong to someone else, so it is safest to use original jokes. Characters and logos can only be printed if you have permission to use them.
Will the colours on my funny sticker fade?
Laminated vinyl helps protect the print, but long exposure to strong sunlight will gradually fade any printed colour. Parking out of direct sun where possible helps keep the design bright.
How soon can my joke be on the road?
After your PDF proof is approved, allow 10–12 working days for printing, then delivery to your UK address.
- Quality checkedArtwork reviewed and proofed before print
- Clear turnaround10-12 working days from approval
- Tailored quotesPriced for your size and quantity
- Design supportFree artwork review on every order